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Alliance leaders unveils family platform

The National Alliance have presented a platform of joint policies intended to help families raise their kids in a less socialistic way.

The Alliance leaders took the subway to the photo op in socialist suburb Sundbyberg, where they presented their joint family platformPhoto: Pressens bild It's great news as usual when Reinfeldt and his gang agrees on something.

But what's really terrific about this historical agreement is: You can really tell that Kristdemokraterna has been part of the process this time! After all, Kristdemokraterna has built their entire political philosphy - sometimes called 'Keep it in the Family - on a fully developed love for small children.

The best part of the Alliance's joint family program is the option for local municipalities to give kommunala vårdnadsbidrag (childcare allowances) to parents. This way, the parents will be able to join forces with other parents to take care of their own children. Thus, a lot of kids can escape the horrors of socialist kindergartens.

With a childcare allowance a mother can also start a small business just for raising her kid. In other words, Swedish mothers become self-employed housewives who get taxpayer money for living the true heterosexualist family dream!

Reinfeldt and his gang adjusts the final details of their family platform aboard a subway car.Photo: Pressens bild To keep the raging hordes of Swedish feminists calm, the Alliance Family Policies Buffet also comes with "gender equality tax cut thingie". This is a tax reduction of some 3,000 kronor for the lowest paid parent - usually the mother, as women are biologically less capable of negotiating wages (according to finance bigwig Mats Qviberg) - if the person who earns more (i.e. the man) takes parental leave.

The 'gender equality tax cut' is way better than legislation that forces fathers to stay home with their kids. The Alliance's motto 'demanding stuff from people is a great way of showing that you care' sure works on immigrants, schoolkids and criminals. But to stimulate fathers to stay home, you should give them a little cash.

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