Hacking for Freedom

FP member successfully hacks into Soc. Dem. computer network

Stockholm, Sweden--
Good news: A member of FP's youth organization (L.U.F) has repeatedly hacked into the Soc. Dem. computer network over a three month period earlier this year. He was able to retrieve loads of classified information. Bad news: The L.U.F hacker was busted.

A hacker succesfully breaking into a secret Soc. Dem. networkPhoto: Pressens bild On Sunday evening, the Soc. Dem. HQ reported 78 incidents of unauthorized computer access to the police, alleging that 'someone with links to Folkpartiet' had hacked into an internal computer network.

Freedom Fighters all over Sweden mourn the detection of the L.U.F cyber agent. His heroic deeds in cyberspace does however prove that hacking into computers can be useful in the fight against socialism, just like 'bugging' is a powerful weapon against drug kings.

Folkpartiet fights drug kings with secret monitoring and fights socialists by hacking their networks. The n00bs and lamers in the Soc. Dem. leadership are offended. And rightly so - as the Soc. Dem. computer networks show serious security flaws, FP now flexes impressive digital surveillance muscles. The tech-savvy 24 year old L.U.F member is proof that FP is way ahead of Socialists when it comes to clandestine digital operations.

Thus, the World Cup in Citizen Surveillance is coming to a close, with Folkpartiet on top.

Over the last couple of months, Justice Minister Thomas Bodstroem and FP's counter-terror expert Johan Pehrsson haw been engaged in a verbal grudge match over who's the most willing to secretly monitor the entire Swedish people by electronic means. So far the 'buggning prize-fight' has been a draw. The L.U.F hacker does however give a clear indication on who's the most suitable to take responisbility of all electronic surveillance in tomorrow's Sweden.

Lars Leijonborg is trying to reach Prime Minister Goran Persson.Photo: Pressens bild FP leader Lars Leijonborg commented on the L.U.F hacker incident earlier today:
- I've been trying to reach Goran Persson. Unfortunately, I haven't gotten to him yet.

Leijonborg will now try to triangulate Persson's geographical position by means of cell phone networks and confidential information from the secret Soc. Dem. computer networks. Then Persson can admit that his party is defeated by FP in the Secret Electronic Monitoring Championships.

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