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Haegglund fights Gay Marriage, Homo Adoptions - gains Moslem vote

Stockholm Sweden--
During last night's televised interview with the Fab Four, Goran Haegglund was confronted with the dreaded question: 'Which party should the abortion opponents vote for when Kristdemokraterna has gone liberal?'

KD Chief Goran Haegglund declares: 'Moslems vote for us'.Photo: Pressens bild Tension was growing for a brief moment as Haegglund prepared to answer. Would he admit that Kristdemokraterna have let down their core supporters to win some votes among godless, weepy softie liberals?

Or would he come up with an explanation of how a liberal party still can build a society based on Christian morals?

Haegglund, never short of answers, calmed his conservative supporters when he said:
- Show me the one who actually advocates abortion. Surely, everybody thinks an abortion is a shortcoming. The best thing would be if we had not a single one.

That's great - Haegglund's 'zero abortions vision' was clear for everyone to see. However, he didn't promise any shutdowns in the abortion clinic sector in the near future.

What really calmed the hardcore KD supporters was when Haegglund made it clear that he's not supporting gay marriage or the right for same-sex couples to adopt innocent little children.

Haegglund also stated a lot of Moslems now vote for KD.

This was something that really calmed the true conservatives in the party. They now know that Haegglund is true to the Kristdemokraterna party line, even if he's perceived as a liberal. It's also evident that the support for good old Christian morals is growing. In the fight against homo marriages and gay dads, Haegglund is now supported by people from Gnosjö - and Tehran. That's multi-cultural way to fight the moral downfall of the western world.

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